Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
*during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
Day 1314 - 23 July 2014
"Please take your time!"
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
Yolandi and Ninja before Die Antwoord.
But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
Okay, but consider this: more books.
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes