people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
worst pain imaginable
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
listening to music in your room like
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
the drive home from Tuesday
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
It’s been over 36 hours since the world was supposed to end.
My body is tired.
But I will dance on, as it has been prophesied by the great one.
Tink and Peter go on an adventure