if someone literally bought me one of these, there would 99.99% chance of me dating them
My new mission in life is to acquire one of these holy shit
I FUCKING LOVE KEYS I’M SCREAMING
And then I’d have to create a Zelda dungeon…
If you follow the link there’s a TARDIS one…
buying presents for people who aren’t obsessed with anything is fucking impossible…
DO YOU EVEN LIKE ANYTHING?
"I’m not immortal. I know that. But I’m willing to do anything for glasses or a bespectacled beauty! I’m a pervert!”
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
so who says I can’t eat this damn chocolate cake?
Can I love all of you
I been waiting for this post all my life…..
Speachless. Wet. All in one.
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought