phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

  • Me:

    *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....

  • girl:

    ....who?

  • me:

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

ir-dr:

Day 1314   - 23 July 2014

"Please take your time!" 

Barista!Kaneki doodles

.//projectTiGER

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

elevator-angel:

Yolandi and Ninja before Die Antwoord.

  • Me:

    But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.

  • My brain:

    Okay, but consider this: more books.

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT